Photos entail: Bartel Shroom, rioting around the Eiffel Tower, a industrial power line, and the Paris Catacombs to scare non-readers
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Breaking News Today: Our critically acclaimed reporter, Bartel Shroom, has claimed that the Eiffel Tower has moved nearby his house this morning. The photo below was taken by him on his personal social media account, his followers all around the globe were mortified by the sudden realization of a nation's wonder being stolen and replaced without anyone noticing. Citizens amassed around the claimed "false" Eiffel Tower took to the nearby streets to riot over their prized national tourist attraction and are causing mass violence in the streets.
In even more Breaking News: it seems that our reporter, Bartel Shroom, who recently claimed that the Eiffel Tower had moved nearby his residence, was actually incorrect in his assumptions and mistook a industrial power pole for the French national tourist location of the Eiffel Tower. At this current moment, the casulties around the actual Eiffel Tower have amassed to the total of 0, with multiple residents bruised from impacts of stiff and hardened baguettes from a raided bakery. Currently at this time, due to the now non-100% true reporting record he has now, Bartel Shroom is considering retirement due to the "... sheer humility of misreporting on a topic, even though he was off the clock.". He will not be taking any interveiws at this time as he greives with his family.
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